After reading about Jay-Z's Fail to kill 'autotuning' on the 'Wag, all this dissin' of my Frylock hero from ATHF, T-Pain prompted me to belt out this Vogon Poetry:
"Not Invented Here (Hee-Uhhhh)"
by Drunken Economist
rap it like Mystikal / Busta Rhymes
Yo Jay-Z! (Jay-Z...)
Yo Jay-Z! (Jay-Z...)
[monologue]
And da rest o' you Rapstablishment Jive Turkeys..
That don' understand that the past is the past....
Don' you be hatin on T-Pain (that much)
He just comin afta you, doin' his thang.
And now some ol' Geek that is me..
Gotta 'splain this to you.. (for Creative Commons 'Free')
[/monologue]
[PappaRappa mode=on!]
I know you think it weird, (weird)
This old shit commin' back, (back)
But yo' attitude,
That's what's really whack, yo!
What you talkin' 'bout, ('bout)
'S called 'Not Invented Heee-uh', (Here!)
Comma listen to the Green Man,
Cos I'm a retired Geek Man,
And for you my main re-re-retired Man,
Fo' You Imma break it down!
That iPhone yo' hand,
Was a fugly Newton don't you unda'stand!
And that Macintosh that you espouse;
Suckah was a Trash-80 in yo' Momma's Haus!
And yo' funky Twit-tah page! (page!)
Suckah was IRC in da early days! (ho!)
You big up on that Final Fantasy? (See?)
8D8 BugBear fsck you up from 'D&D'! (D, yo!)
And you likes that Anime? (may?)
Say the cold killah that is Walt Dis-NAY!
Sees we gotta grow that new shit,
On the bones of the old (old, old!)
And if you ain't gonna help, yo!
Then G, T, F and O!
[/PappaRappa mode=off!]
[Repeat Lyrics above until it sinks in]
Every old is new, Dog!
Every old is new, Dog!
Every old is new, Dog!
This old shit commin' back, (back)
But yo' attitude,
That's what's really whack, yo!
That's all I got... this is Creative Commons, the only proviso is donate to Red Crescent. Red Cross get all the shawties, yo....
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