Dear Hippy-rina. This is what a real hacking attempt looks like. This is an email, from me, to the system administrators listed below, after some little yob tried to attack my machine. Yes, they are in Brazil. I hope you can read.
We don't need any more GOP Boomer stupidity like the DMCA. Like any other country cares about that. We don't need your ham handed attempts at explaining the internet, and we don't need a 'War on Users'.
Like any of your other Wars on Terror & Drugs did anything other than line your own pockets. So read:
From: The Drunk One
Subject: SSH breakin attempts from your user / DOS
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 2009 02:51:45 -0700
Your user is attempting to breakin my machine. This happened literally 5 minutes ago, Pacific Time.
I love your country, I hate some of your users. Any job openings down
Sep 6 02:30:29 FUCKOFF sshd: Did not receive identification
string from 220.127.116.11
Sep 6 02:33:13 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user admin from 18.104.22.168
Sep 6 02:33:17 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user stud from 22.214.171.124
Sep 6 02:33:19 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user trash from 126.96.36.199
Sep 6 02:33:21 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user aaron from 188.8.131.52
Sep 6 02:33:24 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user gt05 from 184.108.40.206
Sep 6 02:33:26 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user william from
Sep 6 02:33:28 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user stephanie from
Sep 6 02:33:41 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user gary from 220.127.116.11
Sep 6 02:33:46 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user guest from 18.104.22.168
Sep 6 02:33:48 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user test from 22.214.171.124
Sep 6 02:33:50 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user oracle from
Sep 6 02:34:44 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user apache from
Sep 6 02:34:51 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user lab from 126.96.36.199
Sep 6 02:34:57 FUCKOFF sshd: Invalid user oracle from
[snip, about 120 more lame attempts to find a username on my machine, full log sent to *.br sysadms]
Your laws, a 'Cyber Czar' or a cyber-air force aren't going to help with this problem. There are ways of dealing with real crackers [not hackers] and you're not helping. At. All.
Oh, and Hippy-rina? Buy a new keyboard. And a book about computers. Here's one:
And ORA books are always good, like this classic:
Seriously. I'm here to help. Mentok out.