Tuesday, August 01, 2006

MySpace clusterfcuk- Tom-Tom has his name in lights [again]

Gotta love ValleyWag. I tipped them to and they posted this with the screenshot I sent them:

Valleywag, Silicon Valley's Tech Gossip Rag:
"If you paid $500 million for something, you'd fix it up, right? So why, when News Corp has owned MySpace for the better half of a year, is MySpace puking in the metaphorical toilet like Tom Anderson after a MySpace Miami party?"

Here's my tip and their reply, I've already taken my bow and doffed my sombrero:

Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:09:48 -0700
From: "Valleywag Tips"
To: "Lance NoPants"
Subject: Re: Youtube isn't the baby that should be knifed.

You win Best E-mail Subject Line of the Month. Prize is a half-filled punch card for a free Starbucks cuppa.

On 7/31/06, Lance NoPants < juan.falcon.rojo@gmail.com> wrote:
MySpace is down with database problems. Again.

Are you SURE that Youtube should be in the deadpool?

Are you SURE that Rupert isn't going to fire the Asian FetishCabinBoy?

-Lance, NoPants,

Sunday, May 07, 2006

More Chicano Poetry

Heh. I'm back. Did you miss me? Here's some poetry for you:

Those loudmouthed idiots of La Raza,
Staged their walkout at every big plaza,
Crime instantly went down, peace and quiet in town,
Now we all know they're a noisy miasma.

-Mentok out

Friday, March 24, 2006

Muslim redux.

Gankomon, a gent who is certainly always on his best behavior has posted something in his blog about the Muslim problem.

And yes, boys and girls, it is a problem. Unless you want to be a [subjugated] Dhimmi under a Caliph. In Caliphornia.

Check it.

And no, I still don't trust Muslims. If you're going to diss my country and not show respect while you're here, no flight lessons for you.

And that 'Iranian-American'?? He's a terrorist, he's an adult. Ship him off to Git'mo.

Mentok out.