And now for a topic near and dear to my blackened heart. Crazy, sometimes even homicidal Asian Girls.
This guy has been paying attention:
Dude, this girl is limber enough to reach *all the way around* and *snap herself in the eye*. She’s on my shortlist. Those types of shorties don’t grow on trees.
They’ll probably put her in the SuperMax that I live near. Wonder if she’s still on OKCupid doing that vegan diet thing?
It’s not like she *killed* someone, *cough*
http://tr.im/rQ2t [Ny Nourn case]
But seriously. How come all the *real* hottiez are either homicidal or criminally insane?